carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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