He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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