Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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