Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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