her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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