seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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