You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
