Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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