ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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