Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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