I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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