Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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