He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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