he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Damn victory sex feels great
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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