READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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