i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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