How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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