At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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