Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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