So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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