I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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