too bad you live with your parents still
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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