I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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