I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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