TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
