I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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