Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Your penis caused this!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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