the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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