How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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