OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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