I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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