Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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