We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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