Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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