Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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