Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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