I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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