What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
it hurts more in the daytime
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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