Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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