Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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