That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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