I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
