your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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