He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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