i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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