You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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