Me. At least after what I've been through.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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