Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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