Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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