Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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