She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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