Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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