you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I love having hate sex.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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