i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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