Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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