Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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