I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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