i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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